5. Flesh-colored leggings 

If one were to buy flesh-colored leggings, serious psychological evaluations should be done. This is beyond criminal and should be illegal. I have had multiple mental breakdowns in Walmart due to this fashion failure, and I will forever be a hater. Having multiple heart palpitations in a grocery store is normal, yet heart palpitations created by flesh-colored leggings are ridiculous. There are so many other options for leggings, so please do not choose the flesh-colored leggings. They are psychological mind torture, and they only cause grief and concern. 

4. Flip-flops

Flip-flops will always be a fashion flop because they are a devout ankle annihilator. It’s almost as if they were designed to trip you. While this is not their only design issue, it is the most prominent. Flip-flops also are difficult to pair with any outfit, regardless of the formality of the occasion. One could pair them with a sundress, but that creates the possibility of tripping in a sundress. One could pair flip-flops with athletic shorts and a T-shirt, but why would the first choice not be tennis shoes? Logically, flip-flops have no use and lack structural stability.

3. Capris 

I can vividly remember my mother forcing me to wear capris, resulting in my hatred for these cropped monstrosities. The entire concept of wearing pants is to cover your legs, and if you don’t want to wear jeans, you normally opt for shorts. Capris leave at least a fourth of your lower leg revealed, which is an extremely awkward length to have visible. I can understand this fashion dumpster fire for children because scrapped knees are avoided with these pants; however, adults wearing capris should be publicly shamed. Capris deserve to die a firey death and land in the third spot on this list for multiple reasons. 

2. Mustache accessories 

While mustache accessories dwindled out in the mid-2010s, this horrid fashion offense must be noted. Mustache accessories lurked in every 2000s tween storefront and magazine. The hot commodity was not only popular but was also extremely atrocious. Justice was littered with these eyesores, and they were inescapable. Every girl in school had some type of mustache accessory, leaving me no choice other than to compliment them. For clarity, I was never an owner of anything mustache-related, yet it still boils my blood to this day. Thankfully, mustache accessories died a fiery death, and the world no longer has to deal with the quirky accessory. 

1. Denim underwear 98

My hatred for denim underwear started recently after Free People released a pair of denim granny panties. Aggressively short denim shorts have been in the loop for a while, but their popularization has left me to spiral. We have to have better options, and once again, I prefer not to have mental breakdowns in Walmart. Accidentally, buying a pair of denim shorts is one thing, but purposely buying them should come with a prison sentence. As this is the first on the list, please choose your short lengths more wisely. It’s for the betterment of everyone.