1. Mr. Doesn’t Know Boundaries 

After asking to go on an “actual” date over snapchat, as freshly 16 year-olds do, Mr. Doesn’t Know Boundaries took Mrs. Not My Problem out to eat. During the all too quiet car ride home there was an unspoken understanding that this would be their first and last date. “We pulled up in front of my house and then he just starts trauma dumping,” Mrs. Not My Problem said. He went into extreme detail about his mental health difficulties causing him to have suicidal tendencies and deal with substance abuse issues. His consistent pressing only made her want to distance herself further and after making sure he was stable Mrs. Not My Problem lost all contact with him and there was never a second date. 

2. Mrs. Hung Up On Her Ex 

After arriving at the set location then having to drive 20 more extra minutes to reach the new 

After arriving at the address sent by Mrs. Hung Up On Her Ex with five minutes to spare, Mr. Just Along For The Ride got a new message stating that he would need to drive 20 more minutes to pick her up from a friend’s house. Being the “nice guy” that he was, he drove with no issues and arrived with a smile on his face at the friend’s front door. Following their orders of Triple Dippers Mrs. Hung Up On Her Ex immediately started explaining her recent break up with the supposed love of her life “She literally said to me in the middle of a mozzarella stick cheese pull that she was using a frat guy to get over her ex, well actually make him jealous. She was talking a lot with a lot of food in her mouth,” Mr. Just Along For The Ride said. That was the last time he saw her except for passing each other in the COB, there was never a second date. 

3. Mr. Loud Mouth 

A cozy dinner of spaghetti and salad between a girl, Mrs. Got A Free Dinner and her brother-in-law’s best friend, Mr. Loud Mouth seemed to disrupt the whole restaurant. His attraction for her started at his best friend’s wedding with her older sister, and her attraction never really started. He was sweet and direct about wanting a date but he spoke at a rate that would’ve been incoherent if it weren’t for the extreme volume of his words. “He was yelling about this story about him staying with a criminal for work and the Nazis were brought up, I don’t know it was bad,” Mrs. Got A Free Dinner said. After getting picked up, eating an app and entree, then driving back home the date lasted less than 90 minutes, there was never a second date.

4. Mr. Bad Guy 

A truck parked on the curb and a call from Snapchat to tell Mrs. Poor Girl that he was there turned out to not be the best date. Mr. Bad Guy couldn’t make small talk or open doors. At the movie theater Mr. Bad Guy ordered a large popcorn and a large slushies, Mrs. Poor Girl continued after him with her order. She was then asked to pay to make the date “fair.” “Maybe watching that movie [Weapons 2025] wasn’t a great choice for a first date but he kept talking about the witch lady in a very like weird way,” Mrs. Poor Girl said. There was never a second date. 

5. Mrs. Has A Boyfriend 

A picnic dinner seems like the perfect way to seal the deal and make a platonic relationship into something more romantic, at least Mr. More Than Friends thought. “I had flowers and all the food set up and everything was going great,” Mr. More Than Friends said. Things went wrong when she started talking about her fall break plans with her boyfriend’s family. She assumed this was a “friend date” and saw nothing wrong because she could never see him as more than friends. Since it was a one-sided date, there was never a real first date at all.